He's only 26. Give him some time.

As did everything in season 2 of Twin Peaks. Except for James' storyline. That was cracker jack.

Probably /r/cutefemalecorpses. They really celebrate femininity there and take all kinds.

Bye, book.

I think of it kind of as a literary puzzle rather than a novel. The fact that it's kind of impenetrable for the first few hundred pages is intentional and makes perfect sense once you finish the book and reread it. But obviously when you start telling people that they really have to reread the 1000 page novel after…

I've leant out my softcover, 1997 copy at least three times, but I make sure to let each person know that this isn't a normal "I know I'm never going to get this book back" type thing.

We didn't need your assurance, dummy.

Gotta get them ee-sez.

Mark my words, kids. This is the biggest news story since 9/11.

RIP sweet Prince

Twin Peaks was "rarely funny"? WTF? I must have been watching a different show.

I'm from Massachusetts, the land of Dunkin Donuts. It always amuses me when people living where there aren't four Dunkins/mile get so excited at a new location. They get to experience the shitty coffee and crap donuts firsthand.

The fact that there's no evidence just confirms the conspiracy.

If you eat at Subway you get what you deserve.

I mean, they're all on Youtube. I'm looking for higher quality.

No Mitchell? No Final Sacrifice?

"when current Poet Laureate Juan Felipe Herrera is deported"

Did you really think you diagnosed Trump with NPD until you read that letter?

Thank you Maulik, we hardly knew ye.

W.S. Punk has WOO!ed in his life.