Too soon… after last year's Linkin Park album.

I love this scene because my father and I had this exact conversation the first time I flew across country when I was 8.

All of Eastbound & Down is goddamn magnificent. Some of it more than others, I suppose.

Anyone who disregards Married… With Children like that, especially in the Jefferson years, gets no account from me.

Yeah, it is pretty dumb to dye your hair blue, but at least you recognize it now.

The point of the film isn't to convince you of any of it. It's a study of the madness of trying to find meaning where there isn't any.

I think it's fascinating. I've watched it a few times. Seeing the strings of meaning each person is trying to get out of the movie never gets old for me.

Well he's not wrong, is he?

This country used to be great. We used to have vision, to reach for big things. We used to film scenes of long bridges falling into deep ravines. Now all we can do is make animated videos about the filming of scenes of long bridges falling into deep ravines. For shame.

Have you tried one of the other major religions? They're all pretty much the same.

Yeah, Judas is the hero and Jesus is a whiny, petulant jerk

I always figured they pulled him directly off a porn set and booked him on the first plane to Israel.

Yeah, I've always wondered why the CD sounds so goddamn terrible. They shouldn't have even released it in that state. For half the songs the only instrument you can hear is the piano.

"You and I and everyone realizes we're not going to be able to convince
the KKK to view African Americans as people. We're not going to be able
to convince committed homophobes that gays are anything less than an
abomination. We can, however, criticize the ways well-meaning people
overstep from good-intentions into…

It's obviously a permanent 5 o'clock shadow. Don't you remember in 7G01 when he shaves it and it immediately grows back?

Wow, that was really bad, and I'm high as fuck.

Damn, Van Halen and Green Day are ugly.

The obvious comparison to me is Thin Blue Line.

Well he had that damn lady from New York who wouldn't just let him be.

I was hoping it was an editing thing and that's not how the actual phone call went.