A Hall of Fame broad if ever there was one.

What do you have against baseball stadiums, asshole?

Haven't talked to Chet in a few years. He was running around tellin' folks I stole his anaconda-skin jacket. I have no time for false accusations.

My perfect day?

Benh Zeitlin is the Jhonny Peralta of the movie business.

Tommy Lee Jones was robbed in the Best Actor category. He should've been nominated for Cobb.

Good hustle, kid.

Democracy: Eh, I can take it or leave it.

First Alan Trammell, now Ben Affleck? That's it, I'm moving out of the Milky Way galaxy!

Hopefully this turns out better than the last "Godzilla."

Did you guys get the armoire full of Big League Chew I sent you?

What's this Tobe Hooper asshole got against Vietnam?

What's this Tobe Hooper asshole got against Vietnam?

Baby, Superman is as American as a double play turned by Alan Trammell and Sweet Lou Whitaker!

Baby, Superman is as American as a double play turned by Alan Trammell and Sweet Lou Whitaker!

*tosses Generation Analog an autographed ball*

*tosses Generation Analog an autographed ball*

I'm sorry, do you not own a calendar?

I'm sorry, do you not own a calendar?

You win this round, Mazzilli.