You win this round, Mazzilli.

I don't know about you guys, but I'm really excited to finally pick up the cassette tape of John Fogerty's Centerfield.

I don't know about you guys, but I'm really excited to finally pick up the cassette tape of John Fogerty's Centerfield.

Alan Trammell's Hall of Fame induction speech.

Alan Trammell's Hall of Fame induction speech.

It was my hope to begin an earnest conversation on the role of religion in American life. Either that, or I was trying to be funny.

It was my hope to begin an earnest conversation on the role of religion in American life. Either that, or I was trying to be funny.

You're gonna have to Google that one, Johnny Dickshot.

You're gonna have to Google that one, Johnny Dickshot.

As a complete nonbeliever who often times lets my idea of logic and common sense bleed into anger when talking to religious friends

As a complete nonbeliever who often times lets my idea of logic and common sense bleed into anger when talking to religious friends

This guy has a freakishly small upper body. He needs to get in touch with Detroit Tigers head strength and conditioning coach, Javair Gillett.

This guy has a freakishly small upper body. He needs to get in touch with Detroit Tigers head strength and conditioning coach, Javair Gillett.

Billy Crystal was born a sappy old Jewish man.

Billy Crystal was born a sappy old Jewish man.

I'll probably just get drunk with Babaloo Mandel instead.

I'll probably just get drunk with Babaloo Mandel instead.

Are you Drew Magary?

Are you Drew Magary?

Better do it quick. Because if he gets elected to the Hall, I have a feeling Trammell Mania will sweep the nation.