Better do it quick. Because if he gets elected to the Hall, I have a feeling Trammell Mania will sweep the nation.

I heard this movie is dedicated to Hammerin' Hank Greenberg. Is that true?

I heard this movie is dedicated to Hammerin' Hank Greenberg. Is that true?

She's what we in the Bigs like to call a "slump-buster."

She's what we in the Bigs like to call a "slump-buster."

Back when I was playing Triple-A ball, we had a couple pitchers on our team by the names of Pain and Gain. The scribes used to write, "Pain and Gain and pray for rain." Man, those fellas could flat-out hurl some cheese!

Back when I was playing Triple-A ball, we had a couple pitchers on our team by the names of Pain and Gain. The scribes used to write, "Pain and Gain and pray for rain." Man, those fellas could flat-out hurl some cheese!

Needs more wonder.

Needs more wonder.

Did you guys not get the screeners for Parental Guidance in time?

Did you guys not get the screeners for Parental Guidance in time?

Ya know what's crazy? My Jewish agent loves Christmas music. He's outta sight, baby!

Ya know what's crazy? My Jewish agent loves Christmas music. He's outta sight, baby!

For his retirement gift, I heard they gave him a garbage bag full of popcorn.

For his retirement gift, I heard they gave him a garbage bag full of popcorn.

Margaret is a damn fine movie. One of the most on-point depictions of a teenager I've ever seen on film.

Margaret is a damn fine movie. One of the most on-point depictions of a teenager I've ever seen on film.

I don't know who you think you are, pal, but I can assure you, I'm the Master.

I don't know who you think you are, pal, but I can assure you, I'm the Master.

My favorite movie of 2012 is one you guys have never heard of. But I assure you, it's good.