THIS IS NEVER GOING TO GET OLD!

As a native Bostonian (I just play a black second baseman on the internet), "bettah armah" isn't quite right.

Ben Affleck as Batman? THIS IS THE MOST UPSETTING NEWS I'VE HEARD ALL DAY! MY LIFE IS RUINED!

Look, pal, just tell us who this "RWG" character is and we'll let you go home.

Not gonna lie, this show could use more '80s-era Kirk Gibson.

Hopefully, this hashtag bullshit doesn't prevent people from making more HIGH-LARIOUS jokes about Walt Jr.'s breakfast habits.

I'd rather root for a murderer than have Andy Dalton as my QB.

@avclub-1b1f9a3e639ecc53f335314fc9d8403b:disqus "Bust out the amyl nitrate and let's fuck!" - Oscar Wilde

So, uh, what's it like being a COMPLETE AND UTTER PSYCHOPATH?

The brick wall backdrop murders Kevin Hart.

"You seem to be having a hard time."

Yeah, OK. Whatever, bro. You think I'm gonna let some chick get to me like that?

So, how much are you supposed to tip after sex?

This movie was the reason I wasn't able to open a cabinet for years. I spoiled the ending for a group of film majors and they mercilessly beat me, fracturing both my shoulders in the process. Couldn't raise my arms for 36 months.

R2-D2: [beeps]

"I'm going to punch George Bush in the face!"

I'll throw a fucking horse at anybody who doesn't like Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter.

His corpse will be played by William Shatner's toupee.

I have a feeling you're being sarcastic.

"We want more diversity!" demand white guys on the internet.