My favorite movie of 2012 is one you guys have never heard of. But I assure you, it's good.

I didn't actually see the movie, but The Three Stooges deserves some awards recognition for Kate Upton's bikini.

I didn't actually see the movie, but The Three Stooges deserves some awards recognition for Kate Upton's bikini.

[drops bat, charges the mound]

[drops bat, charges the mound]

That's beautiful, man.

That's beautiful, man.

Wait, I get it—you replaced the word "torture" with the word "rape."

Wait, I get it—you replaced the word "torture" with the word "rape."

That is hilarious.

That is hilarious.

He strikes me as a supremely unhappy human being. Like, to hang out with him and try to watch a movie or take part in some other banal activity must just tax the soul.

He strikes me as a supremely unhappy human being. Like, to hang out with him and try to watch a movie or take part in some other banal activity must just tax the soul.

How 'bout those clowns in Al Qaeda? What a bunch of clowns!

How 'bout those clowns in Al Qaeda? What a bunch of clowns!

He looks like a coke addict who would steal all the eating utensils at a house party.

He looks like a coke addict who would steal all the eating utensils at a house party.

So, since you've all been waiting for it, here are "Sweet Lou" Whitaker's 2012 pop-culture highlights!

So, since you've all been waiting for it, here are "Sweet Lou" Whitaker's 2012 pop-culture highlights!

If you're looking for a sports star to play the lead, look no further than Sweet Lou Whitaker!