If you're looking for a sports star to play the lead, look no further than Sweet Lou Whitaker!

I agree. We need to see Chevy Chase in the lead role.

I agree. We need to see Chevy Chase in the lead role.

I think jazzmetal is referring to the "evidence" that LaGuerta had on Dexter. Of course, said evidence turns out to be 30 years old, meaning that LaGuerta obviously stole it from the evidence room and planted it on Dexter. Which she didn't (Dexter set it up to make it look she did), but those other goons at Miami…

I think jazzmetal is referring to the "evidence" that LaGuerta had on Dexter. Of course, said evidence turns out to be 30 years old, meaning that LaGuerta obviously stole it from the evidence room and planted it on Dexter. Which she didn't (Dexter set it up to make it look she did), but those other goons at Miami…

Random Guy: But, Captain LaGuerta, won't you need backup?

Random Guy: But, Captain LaGuerta, won't you need backup?

I'm just amazed that Batista's sister finds time to party and go to college while working 125 hours a week as Harrison's nanny.

I'm just amazed that Batista's sister finds time to party and go to college while working 125 hours a week as Harrison's nanny.

You are outside your goddamned mind if you think I wouldn't want to glide like a fuckin' lizard on ice.

You are outside your goddamned mind if you think I wouldn't want to glide like a fuckin' lizard on ice.

And he went to Harvard!

And he went to Harvard!

Trust me, on paper, it has so much going for it. But it's just awful.

Trust me, on paper, it has so much going for it. But it's just awful.

Excuse me, but that's Huey P. Newton to you!

Excuse me, but that's Huey P. Newton to you!

I actually really enjoyed Ted, but putting it as the number two movie of the year should get that dude fired.

I actually really enjoyed Ted, but putting it as the number two movie of the year should get that dude fired.

It doesn't help that the lead character is incredibly unlikeable. I wanted to enjoy it, but I just couldn't. For me, it's probably the biggest disappointment of the year.