His knife-wielding skills are top-notch thanks to his preparation for the role of O.J. Simpson in Monday Night Mayhem.

"Who is it?"

"Who is it?"

Close, but it was Sparky Anderson.

Close, but it was Sparky Anderson.

Not a rapper, but he did wear a Fat Albert jacket from FUBU.

Not a rapper, but he did wear a Fat Albert jacket from FUBU.

I don't think I'd want to be near Rihanna. She'd probably give me rubella-ella-ella.

I don't think I'd want to be near Rihanna. She'd probably give me rubella-ella-ella.

Have you see her on the cover of GQ? That is . . . an awkward pose.

Have you see her on the cover of GQ? That is . . . an awkward pose.

She murdered Swifty Lazar and stole his glasses.

She murdered Swifty Lazar and stole his glasses.

I once met a drug addict who said, "I don't smoke rocks, bro. I smoke diamonds."

I once met a drug addict who said, "I don't smoke rocks, bro. I smoke diamonds."

They actually enable her to see through time.

They actually enable her to see through time.

She looks tired in that photo. But hey, I'd be exhausted too if I were always trying to convince people that I'm such a naughty girl.

She looks tired in that photo. But hey, I'd be exhausted too if I were always trying to convince people that I'm such a naughty girl.

They need to make this a cop movie.