They need to make this a cop movie.

I once heard that he would drink a case of beer and then go sweat the booze out in a sauna.

I once heard that he would drink a case of beer and then go sweat the booze out in a sauna.

Shine on, you crazy diamond.

Shine on, you crazy diamond.

You're close. It's actually a "Cee Lo Green likes to date-rape women" joke.

You're close. It's actually a "Cee Lo Green likes to date-rape women" joke.

sitcom based on Cee Lo Green's home life

sitcom based on Cee Lo Green's home life

Wanderlust is worth it, if only for Rudd talking to himself in front of the mirror.

Wanderlust is worth it, if only for Rudd talking to himself in front of the mirror.

Writers are the fucking worst. Like, Sorkin realizes he can just write that scene, right? Nobody's going to make him "earn" that.

Writers are the fucking worst. Like, Sorkin realizes he can just write that scene, right? Nobody's going to make him "earn" that.

Why is that Frankenstein so fat?

Why is that Frankenstein so fat?

"Hey, why the fuck is that pussy Morrissey always so sad?"

"Hey, why the fuck is that pussy Morrissey always so sad?"

Thanks for taking me back to a time when everyone loved to scream "Ballin'!"

Thanks for taking me back to a time when everyone loved to scream "Ballin'!"

And what are you, some kind of big-time lawyer?