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No, they met, went out on a date, but that was it. Things didn't go very well. In this metaphor, Cowboys and Aliens is their passive-aggressive argument about Obama at an Olive Garden.

Maybe.

Poor, misguided Amelie.
OK, you two, maybe you have to be a dude (or, um… straight?) to like it, but Cowboys and Aliens looks awesome. Precisely because it has cowboys AND aliens!

At least his jokes were Taylor-made.

I'm a bush supporter.

Gerbils' popularity on AV Club can live up to 3 weeks with proper exercise and a healthy diet!

There's only one way to find out!

Hm, I dunno how accurate it is to say Picard tried to not show emotion. He was always very prone to showing his annoyance over little things. And of course there are plenty of episodes in which he unleashes his anger.

Ah, I never put that together. Clever.

Is the Boob Monster part of the Star Whackers syndicate?

Yes, I too have strong opinions about bland blocking in modern film.

CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME!

"And fuck no for how stupid Peter is acting with regard to the weapon…"

"let's chalk all of this up to the First Ones constantly updating the broadcast or something. Or the broadcast adapts to those that hear it"

Haha, that Kes getting pregant episode is fucking ridiculous. Apparently one of the stages of pregnancy for her people is getting grits all over your hands touching your lover with them.

"Did Kim ever get laid?"

I also really disliked Masks, but a lot of people seem to like it? I thought it was ridiculous though. From the same season that brought you Sub Rosa, I believe.

Yep, I agree with all of this.

Heh heh
I'd like to Choke on her Box.

Also… worst Star Trek episode ever?
Just curious, but what do you guys think is the worst Star Trek episode of all the shows?