He just fell asleep with his face on the desk and got tomorrow's duty roster stuck to his forehead.

My money is on one of the posts actually being an alien in disguise sent here to spy on us.

All TNG movies > … [tumbleweed rolls by]

"SLEEEEP!" "He must be exhausted." "Shut up, Beverly."
So are you going to review all the Star Trek shows?

Q: "What do they call Cuba Gooding Jr.'s Dad in Cuba?"

Maybe they think the same thing about us. Maybe we're not so different. And if I can change, and you can change… everybody can change!

That woman is a total Nasshat.

There's at least seven more possibilities. You're not trying hard enough.

Tumor maligno de whackeros de estrellas en Hollywood.

Star Whackers was pretty awesome
Particularly, Episode 5: The Empire Whacks Back, but the prequels make never want to see any of them again.

And I'm gonna SSSSSSUUUCK YA!

LaGuangel 4ever!

Ah, I was trying to figure out what he said. But now that I know, I still don't understand it. Make a mess?

I think House II was the one that had the electrician who very nonchalantly discovers a portal into another dimension. I always thought that was hilarious.

"M:I" looks like a sullen, pompadoured guy looking off to the side, looking right at you.

Best unintentionally hilarious line of the movie…
"Don't you kids enjoy it when I… with my little… you know."

I agree with Wolfman. You totally should just go up to Fred and get his phone number!

Large Pedo Improv Troupe.

What's wrong with being sexy?

Lucy the Australopithecus: her final hours!