@avclub-5171864ab150444a2bcff2d4c52d3064:disqus David Cross would say otherwise about those accents.

@avclub-cb0e59b8f769a8698b9f7154dd8809b5:disqus: I just looked it up. Holy shit. And I downvoted it so that it is now perfectly even at 388 votes in either direction. Did you know that I too am a misanthrope? That's just one of myriad reasons why.

Alex Mack.

Alex Mack.

It's like a modern tale by Dickens.

It's like a modern tale by Dickens.

Tied at 2: Metallica

Tied at 2: Metallica

December 25 isn't even really regarded as Christ's actual birthday. Also: 'Giftmas' flows a bit better.

December 25 isn't even really regarded as Christ's actual birthday. Also: 'Giftmas' flows a bit better.

Ugh, me too. If I have to adopt any term, it's 'pragmatic agnosticism', which just basically says that we can't figure it out for sure and that it doesn't matter anyway. If we found out tonight there was definitely a god and it was in charge of how the universe works, great. If we find out that there is definitely not…

Ugh, me too. If I have to adopt any term, it's 'pragmatic agnosticism', which just basically says that we can't figure it out for sure and that it doesn't matter anyway. If we found out tonight there was definitely a god and it was in charge of how the universe works, great. If we find out that there is definitely not…

I'm eleven years into my lifetime ban. I still occasionally have dreams in which I order something at McDonald's and feel a pathological guilt over it that continues into waking. It's a demon that will haunt me for life, and I don't even like the stuff.

I'm eleven years into my lifetime ban. I still occasionally have dreams in which I order something at McDonald's and feel a pathological guilt over it that continues into waking. It's a demon that will haunt me for life, and I don't even like the stuff.

My favorite scene in King of Queens is the one where Patton stands perfectly still the entire time. (I never really watched that show but he's pretty cool anyway.)

My favorite scene in King of Queens is the one where Patton stands perfectly still the entire time. (I never really watched that show but he's pretty cool anyway.)

Soundtrack #276a by Danny Elfman

Soundtrack #276a by Danny Elfman

No. Deep, rich mahogany.

No. Deep, rich mahogany.