Say the next line. Say it. Say 'Hit me'.

Say the next line. Say it. Say 'Hit me'.

Oh Mitthew, sixty-five years and you still haven't learned patience. Just keep your goddamn magic underwear on and let the people vote, 'k? Then you can be the pwesident or whatever. Silly Mitthew. Run along.

Oh Mitthew, sixty-five years and you still haven't learned patience. Just keep your goddamn magic underwear on and let the people vote, 'k? Then you can be the pwesident or whatever. Silly Mitthew. Run along.

I can give you this Whitman's Sampler someone left here this past February. It's all I got though, I'm trying to help!

I can give you this Whitman's Sampler someone left here this past February. It's all I got though, I'm trying to help!

The final episode will be called "I Hate Myself and Want to Die" and will close with a grisly murder-suicide by the 18-year-old, bludgeoning his entire family of 1990s indie-rock slackers to death.

The final episode will be called "I Hate Myself and Want to Die" and will close with a grisly murder-suicide by the 18-year-old, bludgeoning his entire family of 1990s indie-rock slackers to death.

That is not how the goddamn song goes

That is not how the goddamn song goes

Or he was referring to his action star buddy Arnold by his nickname, 'Negger.

Or he was referring to his action star buddy Arnold by his nickname, 'Negger.

Noggers. People who bring you certain egg- and rum-based drinks around the winter holiday.

Noggers. People who bring you certain egg- and rum-based drinks around the winter holiday.

Oh wait, I got it now! How about a CGI Punky Brewster, a reboot of a cartoon of a live action sitcom!

Oh wait, I got it now! How about a CGI Punky Brewster, a reboot of a cartoon of a live action sitcom!

How about a CGI Get-Along Gang, Foofur, Rude Dog & the Dweebs, um… shit, I'm usually better at this.

How about a CGI Get-Along Gang, Foofur, Rude Dog & the Dweebs, um… shit, I'm usually better at this.

AND PELT YOU WITH ROCKS FROM ABOVE

AND PELT YOU WITH ROCKS FROM ABOVE