Uh-oh, is Maury gonna have to do a show for his own paternity test?

I totally get what you're saying. I don't have a kid yet, but we're trying now. I hope to whatever there is to hope to that he or she doesn't end up being another me.

That's pretty much the story of my relationship with my wife. By all rights, she shouldn't have come anywhere near someone so messed up and broken, but she stuck with me anyway. When you'd think we couldn't be any happier together after twelve years, you'd certainly be proven wrong, time and time again.

The final track, 'Requiem' still makes the hairs on the back of my neck stand on end, even having owned a copy of the soundtrack for fifteen years. I give not one fuck about the movie (this or the original), the soundtrack is all that matters.

Yacht Rock. Watch Yacht Rock.

You wouldn't like to see a real-life version of The Aristocrats?

Every time.

What about the woodwind sounds that go hwonk? You need to, like, broaden your horizons, man.

Metallica baaaaaad

Seconded. I dub thee Unforgiven, II.

I'd look it up, but I seriously don't want to risk it.

Rod Stewart. Just an off-the-cuff mention of anything 'all for one' is enough to bury that song in my head for hours. May you feel my pain tenfold, Gherkins the Manservant.

"The Man Comes Around" - Kermit the Frog

But they can look up.

Well, you certainly have become a nothing

I felt the same way about that one. But even worse, I think, was that all of the characters had the same voice, which was pretty much the same as the narrative voice of Fight Club. Eventually, I had the notion that there was only one character in the whole novel, just with a dissociative identity disorder with no…

A dual dedication to Aldo Kelrast and Cliff Burton, dying in similar ways.

Or Fourth of July rib-fests.

I'm gonna OD on Quaaluludes if I have to sit through this thing.

God, I thought I was the only one who thought this way. Everything I've heard from this guy has been musical Quaaludes.