You wanted the worst? You got the worst.

I don't care.
No, seriously.

Urkel.

Nancy Grace is not a girl.

I'm sorry, I didn't have cable growing up and I never saw it. I just wanted to be hip and edgy for the younger crowd.

[I was saying that nobody would disagree on whether or not it's okay to burn Courtney Love]

Remember WENN? Nope, I don't either.

People actually disagree on whether or not it's okay to burn the flag.

Dirt and centipedes. Don't forget the centipedes in there.

IT'S HER FACE
HER TERRIBLE FACE
GET IT THE HELL OFF OF HER

Seventy kilos of Cook

Well why don't you drive off a cliff in a rage fueled by alcohol and unrequited love about it?

Ugh, don't speak. And I don't mean the song.

What the fuck is this thread even about?

Can we go with 'Poindexter' and move on? Asshole.

I'm not entirely convinced that this show exists, and that it's not the fever dream of someone suffering from a rare and especially virulent tropical disease that uses tsetse flies as its vector.

He's the Limp Bizkit of directors as well.

Ugh, I listened to NPR's companion piece yesterday, and it reminded me of another story I heard years ago in which a man was wrongly accused for a woman's murder, and the woman's family didn't care that the man was innocent, they just wanted someone, anyone, to be punished. It was at that point where I decided that…

Toy Story was just a prequel to Toy Story 3, that only happened to be made fifteen years before it.

Horny, Sweaty Teens?