What about the other sandwiches?
There is also the BBQ Chicken, right? So how the hell does that work if you have to do it yourself? Is there an unshredded pile of chicken and a packet of [ketchup disguised as] BBQ sauce in the can? Sounds rad.

*bizarre, inhuman squealing sound upon viewing can of shaving cream with false bottom*

Look, the only way Urkel Fashion Plates could have been the best Urkel-themed merchandise would be if there were no Urkel pogs. And if there were ALF pogs, then there had to be Urkel pogs.

A drunk driver will kill his parents and he'll have to take care of his four siblings as they learn to live, laugh, and love in the zombie apocalypse. And he'll get cancer and endlessly bitch about it.

Seriously, it's fucking harsh being considered a miserable failure for the mere development of the Virtual Boy, when he was responsible for so much more amazing stuff before that. Super Metroid is still my favorite game from the 16-bit era, and probably overall.

This movie is already dead to me. Brad Bird was, I think, who made Iron Giant what it was. So long as there are typical Hollywood scumbags behind this thinking *only* about the profits, The Machine is going to be just another lame popcorn flick with Vin Diesel. Forgettable.

@Have You Checked For: …unless it's amyloidosis

@Arsenio: there is also the dumbass cousin air-guitaring on a T-square with the frets [most likely inaccurately] drawn on, but I think Pulse is the only one being released in that format.

McClain? Is that a McClure/McBain hybrid? Don't play God with me, mister.

Fake out… in Buenos Aires

John Galt is Keyser Soze.

@invokethehojo

KHLAV KALASH!

No, it would just go back to being a horrendously gaudy near-family-friendly pseudo-headshop/proto-Hot Topic. And by 'go back to', I mean 'continue'. In perpetuity. Well beyond the extinction of our species and that of all others.

But! If they include that part with Kaori's shirt being ripped and you see her chest for a second, that's an R rating right there.

I'm not so sure a TobleroneCop would be very practical.

Look, just cut the guy a break, okay? He's been through slavery, the Civil War, and Reconstruction, and I'm pretty sure he has single-handedly ensured the survival of the spirituals that evolved into modern gospel and blues, that eventually gave rise to rap as we have come to know it. I salute this 182-year-old man.

In all fairness regarding Diane Rehm, her quirky voice is pathological. She's got spasmodic dysphonia.

This butler's got, um, dinner to serve? Shit, wait, lemme try this again… oh, never mind.

They made three movies based on that mid-'90s TV series???