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I think Philip would make a good d-man, along the lines of Andrei Markov. I imagine Elizabeth to be more of a fighting pylon like Donald Brashear.

Fuck this show is good. I pity Yanks, and their Letterkenny-less existence.

This episode featured two separate instances of giants (or one of them is just an uncommonly large man) smashing people to death against walls.

If you want to challenge your fear, try watching all 26 minutes of this video:

I reckon we'll get a Dothrakebab of some sort Sunday night.

I'm just going to make fun of some more hockey broadcasters and then you can win the argument. Pierre McGuire's commentary is occasionally, unintentionally homoerotic. Steve Kouleas is too excitable to not be on cocaine. Bob Cole is a senile pylon; he's a senylon. OK, done.

Who's threatening Cassie Campbell with rape? She's a two time Olympic gold medalist, that would be rude. I just don't think that talent on the ice translates into talent on the screen.

In all fairness, I cringe whenever Cassie Campbell is on the tv. She's not great.

Yeah the letter grade system doesn't seem terribly consistent from one show to another. I try to take deep breath and remind myself that everyone's appreciation of art is subjective.

But if she shows up next episode, all Joan and Sherlock have to do to prevail is read the Taboola article "How to Defeat Moriarty in a Battle of Intrigue"

I know not everyone loved this episode, but I work for a bank myself, and those scenes with Bob and his banker were hilarious. I also repeat what clients ask me to do, in hopes that they'll hear how stupid it sounds. Also, the comically non-threatening security guard.

My vote is for Alliser Thorne and Sir Davos as the new GOT odd couple.

Brienne actually planted a GPS tracking device on Sansa.

I finally got a chance to watch a few episodes of Letterkenny. The pacing of the jokes on that show is so fast, the episodes bear a second watching to catch all the jokes you missed. Letterkenny is pretty similar to Veep in that respect.
"have you ever hoovered snooch off of a sleeping cow's spine?"
"I've hoovered

Outlander is just one of those shows that'll get good grade reviews regardless of what happens in an episode. For me, this episode would have been a B-, but the pus hunting dog pulled it up to a B.

Don't you hate it when your bow and arrows go moldy?

History Channel's Alone, starring The Rain

"You can get blood from a stone. You just have to throw it hard enough."

"Look Mumzy, I caught a fish!"
"Put that fish back Edward. That's my river!"
"ooh Mumzy…"

Greg Selinger got Mulcaired.