I think I have Aesop's Fables in my 'flix queue!

Made me super nostalgic. I remember "discovering" Mr. Show while enjoying free HBO due to a cable glitch in the 90s. It was on super late and I was laughing my ass off as I fell asleep watching the "Pit-Pat" sketch. I had high hopes for "Run Ronnie Run"… Now I don't remember anything about it. I'm not sure I made it…

Congratulations Bob!
Maybe it will lead to something.

I saw them in I think 1989 at the Cubby Bear in Chicago. I repeat: at the Cubby Bear.

You already have the tomb and statue of Stephen Douglas, the "Little Giant"! Don't get greedy Chicago!

Bieber!
Never Say Never 2: Say Neverer

I like corporate robots, therefore I approve of FAS's posts.

This is why people watch it:
http://www.gq.com/entertain…

I think I read somewhere that the average American spent something like 34 hours watching 3D movies last year.

A Top Secret sequel would be better than "Gun" any day.

They were really just "warning stabs": 9 to the spleen, 4 to the liver, 6 to the knees, 3 to the buttocks, and 1 to the thyroid.

(i'm at work)

On the day you are waiting make sure you complain about all the ads on the AV club. You know, the ones that pay for this free web site? The ones you can't use AdBlock on because you are at work? You know, complaining about people working while you are at work not working?

Something IS wrong here: Neither the headline nor the article is at all funny. Oh, plus all that stuff is junk.

"Galvanized" means coated with zinc by means of dipping the article into molten zinc. When you say galvanized tin you probably mean steel sheet metal with a galvanized zinc coating on it.

Tin doesn't rust

Who am I kidding? I'm a late 30s white suburban punk.

Right up the average AV Club commenter's alley:
"A young male in his mid-20s with little or no experience as a movie critic or as a TV talent"

Nutcracker 3D
That review makes me want to see it.
"Also, it re-envisions the Holocaust as a doll-pocalypse, as rat soldiers round up toys to burn in giant ovens whose smoke blots out the sun."

I honestly don't understand America's love affair with Heigl and that waste of a boob job Kendra Wilkinson.