Wait, testicles are supposed to be the size of EGGS??

But... that’s not basic statistics. As Kaneda said, the size of the pool doesn’t affect the odds. If you partner was 50% likely to cheat on you, the chances of them cheating on you is still 50%, regardless of whether there is one available person to cheat with or one hundred.

I agree, S4 was an entertaining train wreck. I could watch that shit all day. This one was hard to watch, other than Ben, Aja, and mostly Shangela.

I’ve come around to the opinion it was too soon to do another All Star season, at least without allowing previous All Stars to compete again. There are some fabulous queens here, but All Stars relies on queens who are good at Drag Race, which is an extremely specific skill set

Shangela’s gamesmanship is off the charts. She’s playing the reality shade hand with dextrous skill - just enough to risk the ire of Trixie’s immense stanship

Idk, she just doesn’t EXCITE me, and I wouldn’t harp on it so vigorously except for this vocal contingent of fans who insist she is god’s gift to drag (I’m not talking about you necessarily). It’s Valentina all over again.

Grating at the start of the season, Shangela only becomes more obnoxious with each episode. Her ongoing Game Of Thrones analogies are a pain, and I can’t tell if the editors think they’re legitimately raising the tension or if they’re intentionally making her look annoying by keeping these bits. Shangela is…

Somebody please cancel Shangelas HBO subscription

“I do not understand this (very common) argument that since Shangela makes ‘great’ TV, she should get a free pass on being a dumb asshole.”

I dunno, I think the opposite is true. Viewers are quite prepared to bandy around cruel insults like “stupid”, “sour bitch”, or whatever, usually in defence of ‘their’ queen, ignoring the fact that most of these queens are sisters and regularly working alongside each other. Daenerys doesn’t need your castrati army,…

Only two bad things happen to him? All his friends got stuck to trees!! That I think was the point that he found his strength and made it out unlike the robbery. Also remember Hutch told him to go get help I believe because of his nightmare in the cabin. That was the power of the creature! I don’t know why the writer…

If you can’t handle “nonbinary” as a concept, you might not be ready to comment on Savage Love? Like, you might want to do some self-education before loudly shouting, “HI I DON’T UNDERSTAND REALLY COMMONLY USED TERMS AND I THINK THAT’S OTHER PEOPLE’S FAULT FOR USING THEM” to an audience of people who are not going to…

I wanna start this by saying that Constance Zimmer is a goddess. I’m so glad that the race got so big, and compelling, talented and professional people get to sucked. I remember back in season 1, I had no fucking idea who the guests were.. Which made it so much fun to see the queens get excited over them. Anyway..

Of the queens remaining, Snatch Game is kind of make-or-break for a few of them. Trixie needs to do well because (while I think she would have straight-up won this week if not saddled with Milk) she’s now had two chances for comedy, one which she elected to do live non-comedy music during (which I think was smart!),…

I have so many thoughts! In no order whatsoever:

This challenge was fucking amazing. One of the best they’ve ever done. I am so here for Bendela just wrecking the competition, though I feel for Trixie who had a good shot at top 2 before being steamrolled by Milk’s disaster. Hoping she can get there with snatch game.

Kennedy vs Dela in the LSFYL was sort of a nothing burger, right? Kennedy won when I saw Ru gasp at her striptease, but both of them didn’t really do much that we could see. I felt like Dela wanted it more maybe but that ugly gold dress was so tacky. Boo on Milk for screwing up a Trixie/Kennedy LSFYL.

and lmao when the judges were critiquing aja’s needy girl performance, i kept saying to myself that she should’ve just acted like milk

as much as i hated how last season roxxxy kept being saved despite always being in the bottom, i don’t feel like that with chi chi. cos damn i’d rather have chi chi remain on the show than milk and her “i expect praise for being mediocre” attitude.

I used to think I was going to be a professional musician when I was 20. I quickly realized that as a broke ass, mildly lazy person, this was not likely, especially considering there were so few jobs in it. Thorgy, goddamn I want to love you, and I think your classical music thing is AMAZING, and you should do MORE of…