Fuck that. The spec calls for a 6-foot burial depth, which means that if the bidders do their usual contractor bullshit there will be no further structural anchoring. A couple of Luchadors can drop-kick the wall and bring it down.

I wonder what will happen with the Eminent Domain cases for private land owners and tribal land councils. I'd be more heartened if I trusted Small Government Conservatives or Libertarians to actually stand behind their "principles" and protect the little guys here.

The Old Creeps Fucking Their Daughters Village has to move back inside the wall, though.

So huge! Yet so full of bullshit…

I'm going with Punch-Drunk, or Oh, This Is What Getting My Human Dignity Shat Upon Feels Like.

This is a classic "root for the asteroid" scenario.

Wait, was that a request or a rhetorical question?

"That's not a Hogarth…"
[whips out Trinity action doll]

Does it keep that bullet factory in Bumfuckville, MS open? No? GOP don't give a fuck then.

Korean Air's seats all have touch screens with some basic games and an OK menu of entertainment, and the outlets.

Wait, he was wearing pants? I was so hoping for him to be free ballin' on the BBC.

I tried reading one of the OF COCK posts out loud to the mirror. It wasn't the worst thing

I'm seeing double: ALL THE NEESONS

Real talk: how far into typing that sentence were you able to keep a straight face?

I've started eating hot dogs with pico, onions, and a hot sauce that varies with how much jalapeno is in the pico.

Now I will be VERY disappointed if there's no Sasquatch cameo.

Finn Jones would like to continue working in this industry, thankyouverymuch.

The tour group that day had the VIP package where they get to shank a hobo and burn the corpse.

1998 Godzilla was surprisingly bad because it failed where the exact same director succeeded in Independence Day earlier: making non-shitty human characters worth rooting for against the high-concept threat. We all cheered 'Welcome to Earth!' but cannot remember a goddamn thing about the humans in Godzilla except the…

It's a Michael Bay movie about characters who actually behaved in real-life like they were in a Michael Bay movie. A synergy of dolly shots through a dildo warehouse and The Rock (wrestler, not movie), as it were.