Yeah, that was mighty white of the AV Club.

And if not for Twitter, they would have all had to use some combination of Facebook, texting, Line, Tinder, Grindr, WhatsApp, Snapchat, Instagram, LinkdIn, FourSquare, Pinterest, Tumblr, Reddit, 4chan, weibo, 2chainz, etc. I'd add Google+ but I don't want to insult Middle Easterners.

John C. Reilly's character is named Frankie Coppola and has a heart attack halfway through the movie?

I think he did OK, but the bit with him tweeting at Trump was rough though. The "A listers" ignoring Trump except for the subtler digs like the running bit with Streep and winners' speeches would have pissed him off more that Kimmel coming off all needy like this.

I guess it's just my caliber of friends, but anus bleaching actually comes up quite often in casual conversation. Then again, my boss responded to a client's full financial disclosure request with "I don't need to prove that my asshole is bleached and lubed up if you're going to stick your dirty dick in there anyways."

Counterpoint: John Waters is a worldwide treasure.

She gets AIDS because she wanted to fuck without the pillow. As much as I think Tyler Perry can be a good force in arts & entertainment, he needs to be called out more on this type of shit.

Wait, "bungee jumping female superwarriors" didn't give you pause?

With all that butt pounding, Chuck Tingle IRL has got to be Jason Chaffetz (R-UT).

If Trump is still white under all that orange dust, then no.

He's just mad that perfectly good leaks are not going where they're supposed to.

Lindsey Graham is currently having all the vapors.

You're lucky Moby's not within earshot.

The CNN talking heads are now openly bitching about Trump refusing to take questions from anyone but Fox News and Brietbart, so they are reduced to shouting questions at him.

I'm not saying it was aliens.

New idea: reply to 45's tweets starting with "I disagree with Blotchy Alec Baldwin"

I'm guessing he pitched the idea of getting a stable relationship, marriage, and eventually having a son named Dave David-Davidson.

Don't blame me. I thought the Cigarette Smoking Man was the stealth hero of X Files this whole time.

Easy: Möbius Butt

Look, if you don't take grandma to this movie she'll remember it when she strikes your name off the will. And you need that 1993 Buick.