Knowing how similar "advisory" boards have gone in, um, less democratic nations, the council is set up only to lend their reputation as back-up to whatever the fuck 45 is trying to do. If I had to guess, I would guess that joining the council requires NDA's, gag agreements, etc., out the ass so that internal dissent…

You misspelled "jacking off to thoughts of war" there.

My hope is they use the entire telecast to focus on the minorities and vulnerable populations endangered by Fuckface Von Clowstick. Skype in the Iraqi interpreters and share their heroism, have refugees past and present on stage, show field pieces on Native Amircans whose lands get fucked up by pipelines and border…

Well, if you glued a foot-long dildo to the casket lid, what else did you expect?

Teddy Roosevelt just tweeted that DJT is a whiney little bitch and challenged him to a fist fight.

You say that, but you should try losing a right or two.

I don't think I can agree with that, mainly because men and women exist together in a society, not in segregation. I personally don't broadcast my opinions often, but from what I can observe it's usually people not listening as opposed to talking too much. A failure of empathy is probably not going to be improved by…

I googled "white dog shit revival" and it was not what I expected.

[black man falls from sky because he's pulled over 20000 ft above sea level]

"Dearest Esther,

Points for actually filming in landscape for a change, though.

No, God is totally real and alive, but is also a jagoff.

Do they not realize that pissing off nerds will become their downfall?

Or rather, an American franchise of the Russian trademark.

As someone who did not watch this episode of Sherlock, I thank you for saving me some time. Maybe I'll download it to watch if I'm on a plane for 12+ hours.

I still am not sure the pissing part is accurate, but I am sure it's the least important part of this development.

This implies for me that there is an undeclared competition between Uday and Qusay to see who is the better fast-forwarder, who can run the tape at 8x speed and land just before the nut shots.

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The Red Wedding Inauguration memes are spreading, aren't they?

I wonder if someone did a chart of all of Deadbeat Donnie's tweets and actually did an infographic of which terms of use articles are being violated, would we have enough to get an official statement from Twitter?