YOU WILL TAKE MY NICKLEBACK JOKES FROM MY COLD DEA-

"You can only guess at the atrocities committed in order to get you some minty chocolate sprinkles for you Christmas Joy Latte. But then the name of the drink itself reminds you of the great lie of western civilization."

With any FX production, the central question remains: how much man-ass?

I've seen documentaries that follow some of the victims who still clearly have PTSD (like freaking out during July 4th fireworks, etc.) and the Boston Marathon is a big enough local event that a lot of Bostonians end up knowing someone who was there. Still feeling raw about it certainly is not unreasonable.

The realization that you may have to watch Cars 2 100 times with your kids should be enough reason for the programmers at Netflix to make a "block this movie/show" button.

I'm beginning to think that most of these celebrity deaths are part of an actual rapture. The only logical explanation for Prince and Bowie leaving us this year is because Jesus is needs a funk engine to power his army of love. (or natural human physiology)

I dunno, this level of nerdness seems like something one of the commenters here can pull off while in a heroin coma.

I personally don't develop strong feelings about people who aren't directly involved in my life. Not giving a fuck is surprisingly energy-efficient when it comes to people who also don't give a fuck about me.

Giant meteor? I'm just waiting for the sink holes and sea levels to submerge the place.

The real-life case reads like a Fargo subplot, so yeah.

There's about 10,000 data center support and operations jobs that are supported by poop pics, dick pics, food pics, and duck faces. Our collective narcissism is literally keeping a section of the economy afloat.

Wait, the guy who tore out some dude's on Game of Thrones did not also play naked ping pong on Girls?

I tell myself that Trump had that 'oh fuck' expression after meeting Obama because Obama said he'd rip out Trump's dick and shove it up his earhole if he fucked with the desk or Michelle's vegetables.

See, most stupidity goes up to 10. But this stupidity goes to eleven.

Look, I don't want to ruin one of the few positive things in your life this year, but….

You realize he'll give it to a Disney movie to screw with us all, right?

If Alex Jones doesn't believe in space travel then he should be cool with getting strapped to a rocket and shot into the fucking sun.

This is the kind of shit that will make Cronenberg blush.

Which one of those things have anything to do with "watching government"?

Her Nazi salute at the GOP convention did show some good form, so you have a point.