Turgid: My Marshall Stiffy Story

Yeah, wouldn't be 1:1, but more of a "achievement of notable minority person is actually not achievement because time-traveler help" general gripe.

Good news: This article's traffic probably paid for the next Scenic Routes installment.

Someone should harness this click-forcing technology for good!

[remains an inanimate object; is bummed out a bit]

You see all these comments here? Each one represents another click, another bit of traffic for this article.

Agree they probably should do a two-parter, since they already raided Mad Men's leftover costumes and sets.

"The Mike Yard Show", please?

I would kill to hear a recording of James Earl Jones going:

Die Hard, then maybe Scrooge

"She's going to look for a paper trail on this computer here, then close in tight on her face. BOOM Turducken Sandwich."

In trying to consider Chappelle's quote, it seems like the logistics and trapsof being famous can be a pain in the ass at best, and adding social pressures and demands from people looking to make a buck off you only piles it on.

"Again"? Did I miss the newsletter where we all get to touch Dikachu's face?

Better than the working title, "It'sThe 50's, Let's Fuck And Involve Howard Hughes Somehow".

I can respect a well-considered position, but for a lot of people that's not the case. There's also something we see vividly here which is a detachment from consequences, where these people who didn't bother to vote or voted as some kind of joke don't see the very real damages inflicted upon the nation in the form of…

Well, I guess a specific sub-set of third-party voters, the "they're both bad"/"Hehehe, Harambe"/"I like weed"/"I'm white and rich enough" types. Actual consistent Libertarian and Green party voters are fine by me.

It's all about stroking white men's cocks, folks.

From someone's suggestion elsewhere, I would love to see Leslie Jones play trump.

As pissed off I am at third-party voters, I have to concede this point.

Clicking on 'read more' is probably going to be my biggest regret this week.