I think the award is meant for literary types as opposed to slashfic.

We all got it a couple Tuesdays ago.

No "ass pounding"? No sale.

[hits up google to figure out which waterslides are open nearby]

I see resemblance to a baby with explosive diarrhea: you don't get time to figure out how to shit-proof your living room because the baby just sprayed watery shit all over the sun room.

I'm on the fence about it, but I'd rather not donate to PP or ACLU and spitefully do so in the name of Mike Pence.

Since this is FX, the only relevant questions are:

Connery starred in Hunt for Red October as a Russian, directed by McTiernan. If he showed up as a Gruber in a Die Hard sequel, he would have been jokingly referred to as McGrube-

True story from my having to call an on-vacation coworker:

His love for A Tribe Called Quest?

It will be the inverse of the reparations sketch from Chappelle's show: "We're fucked, bitch!"

You look like a broke-ass Sexual Chocolate

Clayton Bigsby needs to show up in a David Duke debate sketch.

YEEEAAAHHHYUH!

Nixon's head shoved up Trump's ass. Best of both worlds!

You're saying we should eat Donald Trump? There's not enough bacon in the world to wrap around that fetid human bloatware to make him fucking palatable, sorry.

Look, if you can't shoehorn a Benghazi or a Huma-is-Killary's-lesbian-lover line in there, I…I just can't with you.

As someone who has seen what a golf course maintenance entails, double fuck golf for diverting so so so goddamn much water so rich fat fucks can flick their tiny white balls up and down some lawns.

I stopped watching after season 3 (nothing personal, just didn't find it compelling enough going forward).

Just out of curiosity, who do you consider not partisan hacks?