Maybe. Also maybe having reasons doesn't make it reasonable or right.

"Look, Jesus, I understand that you want to bang this girl from 2,000 years in the future, but then we won't have funny pope hats. We need our funny pope hats."

No, smoking is bad for his health. We need him to last on the Supreme Court (h/t Dikachu).

I know a few old-school conservatives and they relish not having to tolerate Tea Party dipshits for a bit after the election.

I'm on the opposite end from her in many aspects of life (male, white, not married to president, not a parent, grew up affluent, etc.) but I have a feeling that it's so exhausting for her to refrain from punching someone every other day. She (both Obamas really) get so much shit and often for nothing.

You can get an idea about how a president will be remembered just by lightning-round word association, and it usually gives you an idea for where their efforts are targeted.

IIRC both Jimmys and Colbert and Jon Stewart have the same agent. I wonder if they met up sometime last year and decided that Fallon was going to be the punk-ass bitch of the group during this election, and when Fallon starts to protest Colbert just glowers at him to shut him the fuck up.

So did everyone else see that creepy-as-fuck perfume commercial where you can smell like Jared Leto and have a threesome with two underaged models in a non-extraditing nation? Because that commercial is fucking gross. And I say this as a lecherous old fart.

It's going to feature fuckin' Brad Pitt, isn't it?

I think she wasn't mean enough, but then again I think she expects Donald to show up for the other two debates and is planning a long humiliation for him.

That's just short for Not My White Man America's President

To be fair, the answer to that question has always been YES since about 1780.

Eh, short descriptions I can live with since some people decide whether to watch through based on summaries. Click-baity "See what happens next!" or semi-transcripts, on the other hand…

IT'S A BODY DOUBLE WAKE UP SHEEPLE!1!1!!!!11

Bravo, a US-based basic cable network, has about 20 hours of original programming dedicated to it. High tolerance of botched plastic surgeries required, though.

Whatever, dude. I was not on Facebook before it was cool to not be on Facebook. I don't even own an Internet - this comment was delivered by hand-woven wicker punch cards.

I would seriously love an all-girl episode of SP where they Nancy Drew the fuck out of the troll situation.

"Why didn't you keep your knees together?" - an actual quote from an actual judge to an actual rape victim.

There seems to be pockets of not-having-fuckfests weather systems going through my neighborhood, up until about the end of time.

No, but a darkened marshmellow walking towards its broken down SUV will need to get tased and shot on sight.