My takeaway from this story: Mike Huckabee is used to getting liquid ejaculated onto his back.

Nope. If she's smart/good enough to know better, then she chose to join the bullshit circus. If she doesn't know better, she's just like her dad.

I think I enjoyed everyone on that show, except for Perpetually High Man-Child (forgot his name already).

The front and back halves of your comment is a veritable roller coaster

Watched The Big Short and had a rage-boner all weekend.

I disagree.

I don't know about you, but I'd vote for a Satanic Orgy Party.

Wait, you're saying she's finally able to function without the dongle now?

Your comment is more true than you may realize. The greatest collection of Hillary Clinton Fiction subgenre can be found at your latest RNC.

John Kasich saw Detroit's rape kit backlog and decided it was a competition Ohio needed to win - but thought the higher number wins, so rape victims get victimized again by the "sensible adult" of his party.

[crashing sound]

I'm guessing it's not verbatim, unless Ailes is also secretly the 50 Shades of Grey author.

Well, the combination of skirts-only attire and leg-baring/upskirt visual motifs kind of gives it away too.

[checks under couch, is disappointed]

The biggest outcry over the theoretical Rayray would come from aggrieved Ziggy Sobotka fans.

Yeah, that coal mining jobs thing was either a piss-poor way of expressing what she thought was good, or just a mean comment. I would have gone with "we will replace coal miner's jobs with clean energy jobs, so you can find work without worrying about a cave-in, and we'll take away the jobs for fat-cat mine owners."…

"Tonight on Bill O'Reilly: Liberals call for Obama to bring back slavery. We talk to the victim: Jessica Williams."

I still watch it from time to time and have come to accept that Trevor Noah's show is not shooting for the same stuff as Stewart. Every now and then they manage to do something hilarious or poignant or just discomfiting enough to keep it interesting, but they're clearly not looking to replicate Jon Stewart.

Hot, sticky, gooey, and buggy. Spent all weekend clearing out a 1/2 acre of overgrown land.

You know why they need a 3000-mile spaceship? Rope & pulley processors.