Sadly, my dick pic email was bounced back because their dial-up connection can't carry messages above 100kb. The ASCII cock went ok, though.

I'm still working my way through ripping the old CDs and probably getting a Tidal subscription to build up my Prince collection.

Man, these videos really need a "Click Here to watch kittens frolic while you recover from this video" bumper.

I'm going to bring a plush Chewbacca doll so I can point out to George Lucas where he touched my childhood.

Well, what would a non-one-sided version of all this look like? "10 Reasons To Tweet That Someone Should Be Bill Cosby's Victim"?

Why would you meow like that?

Should I be approving or disappointed that nobody mentioned the size of Keanu's pussy?

That's very philosophical, like the duality of crazy fucks or something.

[takes a screencap of this thread]

As a lifelong advocate for tossing salads, Rachael Ray was never known to specify whose salads are to be tossed.

Brawndo would like a word with your article.

[Checks if Dawes is on Tidal]

"Mom, quit giving me these weird Force-boners!"

If Prince meant as much to Chapelle as it seems, I certainly can't begrudge him expressing his very raw feelings.

"Sir, when do plan to let Malia listen to Darling Nikki?"

Few in number, dumb as fuck.

I think that kind of plays into the theme of Matt being addicted to Daredevil-ing and he forgets that he's wearing the lawyer mask at the time.

[not sure if this is an acting joke, redhead joke or period joke]

This video has a serious hogtied-Mads Mikkelson deficiency.

If I had to guess, mostly probably people who like to watch Amber Rose's ass with the sound off. The rest are bloggers researching their thinkpieces.