Got a serious question: I get a lot of people who vote on guts or emotions or the candidate that hits all your sweet spots, and then if they don't get Bernie (or whomever) they vote third party and gotta ask this. What other decisions do these folks make the same way? If they don't get exactly 100% what they want…

The electorate being incredibly stupid should surprise no one. In 2000 I had several conversations with friends who were voters in Ohio. When we talked policies or what the nation should do, they check the Democratic box 80% of the time. Yet they all said they'd vote Bush because "he wanted it more".

You aren't looking forward to a future with smuggled Canadian Bible-themed pornos?

"In order to solve a crime that left no clues, Sherlock and Watson have to go undercover in an underground leg-waxing competition."

…played by present day Lance Henrikson, because Frank Black don't give a fuck about your pitiful space-time rules.

Hey, Mop Doctor got Jennifer Lawrence another Oscar nomination.

I'd say overall Fringe is better especially with more consistent quality, but the best of X-Files is a little better than the best of Fringe.

In his Daily Show appearance he said he got to give AIDS to Trump. Accurate?

And as soon as Old TV dies, New TV realizes they can do whatever they want and we fall into the same old shit like Old TV until direct-to-brain broadcasting becomes a thing, and that takes over and we get ads beamed into our frontal lobes without consent, and hopefully President Trump would mercifully end the pain…

Old Man Harrison Ford's Empty Cupboard of Fucks would like a word with you…

With modern VFX, we can easily convince people that Jake Johnson is a member of the military.

But how does the film measurement unit of Charlie Day transfer to metal/Wolverine unit of Danzigs?

Mike Yard driving on an 8-hour round trip just to flip the bird at some white people was hilarious last night. (#DickJokesMatter was ok too, I guess)

I find your math…fishy.

Well, if the motion actually occurred during the trial then that exchange predates Benghazi by nearly twenty years. Unless Johnny Cochran was also secretly Nostradamus.

You mean Drumpf?

Phrasing?

Alternate theory: Eco saw the news about Trump and/or Kanye and said "fuck this plane of existence".

Maybe You Mistook The Words 'Clever' and 'Obvious' Again, Internet

Wait, you want your mum to have a bunch of nice fucks on her birthday?