I See You're Now Flexible Enough To Suck Your Own Balls, GJI!

"I made $ 10,000 in Bill Cosby money!"

Or to play devil's advocate to these devil's advocates: instead of posting on this thread just fuck off.

Southern slang:

And I'm sitting here all greased up with nowhere to go!

"funny cat videos" are just porn for very particular people. Very particular.

"States' rights", "You already have Obama so quit yer whining", etc.

I heard the soundbite "This town needs an enema!" from the Prince soundtrack before I saw the movie, and I figured it was some political statement.

Not knowing the actual facts surround the assault allegations, I think that just allegations being made would be enough for Sony to think long and hard about modifying the contract to let her work with other producers at the very beginning of the dispute - or maybe even letting her go entirely. Sony chose to drag this…

Does Paul McCartney have a teenage model daughter he's willing to pimp out? No? Then GTFO.

[Hologram Don Lemon asks if the bouncer should have bitten Cosby's dick off. Mostly out of habit.]

Does France have a shooting happen every other week like over here?

You should smile more, BATMANGA.

You should smile, BATMANGA.

Jimmy Carter actually refused to be in the televised ceremony, because he doesn't want to witness the "tribute" to David Bowie unless he gets to go full Ziggy Stardust.

I see we've used the same genial ointment brand.

The paradox of our times: History's greatest monster is only the fourth-worst person to win a Grammy.

There are, and the one that burns is actually one of the edible ones. It burns during application, but apparently you can ingest it after it dries.

So….glory days of glory holes?

What the hell, AV Club? You can't even be bothered to photoshop some chrome paint on their faces?