Ironically Tom Hanks still picks up the award for his role in "Last N&&&& on Earth".

*Donald Trump retweets White Genocide's response*

Fine, "Romanian Communism"

Hey, he got Nicole Kidman ('s character) to pee on him, so it's not all bad.

Don't confuse De Niro's apparent self-seriousness with Harrison Ford's Empty Cupboard of Fucks (TM).

From the trailers, I agree that a totally gross romcom with Aubrey Plaza and De Niro would be a hoot. She can even teach him a life lesson at the end by making him quit saying "the blacks" or some shit.

*Looks out window*
*See light rain*
*Calls work*

"God thinks French cuisine is way too pretentious."

"White people learn all the wrong lessons from the existence of the Beastie Boys. Film at 11."

I see the name and I go "Cheryl? Carol? OUTLAW COUNTRY".

Stopping in the 80s means he only has to show the "shithead ADA Rudy" giving out blowjobs on the sly and avoid actually stating explicitly that Rudy Giuliani gave out blowjobs in the 80s.

She's got to commit to the bit and browse only local-content websites with no ads and negligible traffic, using Netscape running on a 1997 Linux machine. Also, there's hemp involved somewhere.

Dammit, I still have to wait until they legalize blackmail so I can liquidate my binders of dick pics.

Also hard tugs on dreadlocks, but that can backfire if the guy's into it.

[obligatory Cleveland Browns picks Kevin Youkilis to play second base/QB1 joke]

Lesson One: "There is no 'd' in 'subtlety'."
Lesson Two: "Execute the film well, and nobody will give a fuck about subtlety."

Joke's on you: Hef's girlfriends never come.

I like that there's a critic who basically said the movie was so hell-bent on putting Hugh Glass (or the directory putting Leo) through the wringer, that they had the guy sitting in front of a fire….and then eat the liver raw instead of fuckin' cooking it.

If these walls could talk: "Just knock us the fuck down and burn this place up."

"Hello, Jane the Virgin, I'm Walter the White."