Yeah, he's got that 'starts an increasingly aggressive game of beer-pong, with intermittent rants about the loud foreigners next door, punctuated by "you ever free-based?"' vibe.

"Hey, Jai Courtney is in this! He was awesome in Spartacus, so I'm glad he's getting exposure here."

We need acting chops, charm, physicality.

"I find your lack of Jai Courtney….disappointing."

But unlike Ford, nobody would ever want to smoke weed with him.

I'm seeing double - thirty two douches!

It was good until I woke up to the loss of David Bowie this morning, which retroactively made it a bad weekend.

[starts a montage of hundreds of Midwestern old ladies standing up in their living room]
"I am Beverly Ratliff, and the world will know my pain."

Not that I know of, but apparently there was a Drunk History segment on Elvis meeting Nixon….and now we have a movie about Elvis meeting Nixon coming up.

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Working out mommy issues since 2012

Christ, who are these people - MRA-and-Emo Kylo Ren?

That's the joke….?

I took my dog to piss on a church. The dog watched and decided not to follow suit.

Yeah, I was thinking of mornings after a bottle of whiskey or so, when you empty the entirety of your bowels and took a few minutes to realize that it's been a month since you ate kale, and yet there it is….

So this will be the first time Seinfeld gets pulled over on this show since he had Chris Rock on, right?

That's kind of an unfair argument, imo. By that same logic Obama should have his butthole sown shut unless he's conducting a national security meeting from the First Shitter.

I'll forgive a lot more enthusiasm than you, evidently.

See, that's what really confused me about the prequels. Lucas got so many things right (action sequences, world-building, conception of characters), but all the shit that went wrong just overpowers them (dialog, molasses-speed plot, wooden acting, "younglings").

Little known fact*: Gungans will fuck absolutely anything.

From DVD special features, the crew actually kept the chest busting thing a secret from most of the cast, so the initial shock was pretty real.