Harrison Ford: [just sits there, not giving enough a fuck to make a sound]

This might be too expensive and the guy probably won't spend enough time on it to get properly frothy.

No, no, they "upgraded" to OS X which NEVER gets a virus. The had to fly back to Earth because Apple no longer supports their version so they've come to punch a hole in Palo Alto, CA.

Of cock?

Faygo or nothing.

Another under-appreciated bit of Olyphant was in Season 2 of Damages. But my recollection was that the plot just about turned him into a ninja by the end.

The ending to that season was pretty great. It also had a few of my all-time oneliners like "Drew….Drewbacca?".

I figured that one of two of them would have been in worse shape because they were visibly uncomfortable even in 2010. But the three empty chairs felt like a punch to my face.

Based on Hardee's/Karl's Jr. track record, I'm 90% sure the "all natural" part of the commercial referred to the model's boobs.

My area had an "All natural" Hardee's burger leading off that commercial break, which was probably the best laugh I got out of this episode.

I'm still in the "give the benefit of the doubt" phase, so I held out hope that Noah would just have Chris Brown show up and let the audience beat the fuck out of him.

Having just seen the deleted Age of Ultron scene with Bruce Banner, yeah.

The A.V. Club

Christ, Tumblr is going to get so much more annoying and/or hairy now.

Well, up until someone says the safe word at least.

"Alphanumeric Bacon"

I'm shocked that there's no filter named "why won't my ex accept drunken sloppy public library head?".

Not as funny as the entire sequence being the film's climactic 30-minute BDSM love scene, though.

"Your missions, should you choose to accept it, is to 'volunteer' at Sea Org for a month. Mostly you will be cleaning John Travolta's toilet with a toothbrush. Also, anal."

This is the opposite of great job, Internet.