I can't hate on someone for turning organized sport silliness into charitable donations.

I actually didn't feel like the show's build-up promised anything other than a standard show, but maybe I just wasn't paying attention.

I think he needs to bring back Better Know A District.

I'm going half-and-half between live and online viewing. I even disabled adblock to play his show straight off the CBS site, to make sure they know I'm tolerating the ads for this.

I watch late night shows for comedy first, everything else second.

PETA will forever be known to me as the Monkey-Selfie-Lawsuit-Assholes.

I think it would help. I also think that if the demand comes from an entire cast, it would give the demand additional weight. I say this because the studio heads have long been on record that women who demand things are 'difficult' while men who demand things have 'high standards'.

I thought it was just an outtake…?

Rock Face CGI'd On Fat Body did not work for me. Mainly because it's Rock Face CGI'd On Fat Body. If they actually went all Big Mama with it, I might have chuckled. This just looks like they're trying to embarrass The Rock and his body double at the same time.

From some of the accounts I've read, Fogle has always been quite a perv with a huge collection of porn that may or may not cross legal boundaries. Subway made him able to afford to turn his terrible fantasies real.

Go get a Firehouse sub.

You know what? I agree with everything you said. Back to Queen clips on YouTube for me, then.

Radio Gaga might confuse people.

The ball pit was a very different thing for my neighborhood.

The only thing that I'll say to Ted Cruz's face is fart noise. Out of my asshole. He doesn't get the honor of my terrible garlic lunch breath.

She rushes out at the Bolivian army at the end.

See, my parents were nice enough to not do that "think of the children" bullshit. Their logic is simple: "If we don't teach this little dipshit about condoms, we'll be paying his child support in a few years. If we don't teach the tolls of violence, then we'll have the bail the dumbass out before long."

I'll wait to see what the true arbiter of all Baltimore-related stuff, David Simon, to give us an opinion.

Signs of the times: CGI pubes

Um…mounds of cocaine?