FLASH AAAAAHHHHAAAAAAA HES THE PRINCE OF THE UNIVERSE

HAVE YOU EVER MET A FUCKIN' MANC? THE ENGLISH PEOPLE ALREADY ABANDONED THEIR LANGUAGE

Where will we find her on the Charlie Sheen HIV Tree?

I jerked off to French porn. Does that count?

Best case: Darwin Awards
Worst Case: "We need more cocaine to plant on all these dead bystanders, Captain!"

Shit, we probably shouldn't have publicized the 'white hat' thing. Now we have to shoot all the white hats.

Every single person who saw combat or firefight action say the same thing: well-trained people can keep their shit together in these situations maybe 10% of the time, more so for special ops or as experiences grow. 99.9% of gun license holders in the US will react more like Barrel Roll Texas Cop would and probably…

You forgot "pallets of money" and "no-bid contracts" there, chief.

Holy Jesus-stroking-a-giraffe Christ was all that left/right bullshit so predictable and boring and useless and not even getting close to improving anything. Just looking through a few comment sections is enough to reaffirm my decision to not login to Facebook since 2008.

The math checks out: fuck these assholes indeed.

This has been Today in Star Wars Dialogues That Won't Be Out of Place in the Porn Parody.

'Deserve' ain't got nothing to do with it, kid.

Great. I typed up a reply to you and it's been pending for 2 hours now, so that put a lie to my initial response.

Not really. Figured 'vagina' shouted by an imaginary executive would be funnier than a full-throat cunt.

[Marvel executive googles 'Michael Douglas + cancer + cunnilingus' and calls up his assistant]

Let's check the episode summary:

As part of the uproar over BB8's indefinite gender, certain fanfics will have a scene where BB8 holds the door open for a fembot and expect to have his dongle mounted for his chivalry.

Nah, just a bunch of assholes escalating their asshole actions. This tendency of people who justify their violence - doesn't matter if it's religion, politics, money - has sadly been with us a while now, and it will keep going.

Oh shit, it's South Carolina Senator Lindsey Graham! TO THE FAINTING COUCH

No, but he did get misused as an inefficient gasoline additive.