Just put them all in a line-up on Law & Order: Semen SVU

Season 4 will be called Blindspot: Underboobs.

This comment is so obvious it might as well be tattooed on your forehead.

NBC is waiting out the FCC until they can show her fully nude like it was pay-cable?

Or rather, Cage bloated.

I don't really follow WTF, but now I'm fully expecting a 40-part series of interviews with women who declined to fuck him at some point.

For the last time, when they're dead they're called hookers.

Moby might need to get his dick checked out if that's the case.

"Congressman Gowdy, would you mind coming over to spoon me tonight?"
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"Yes, you can read the Hillary Clinton emails that didn't get discussed at the hearings."

[Jedi hand wave]

You might think it's funny, but President Camacho exhibited a classic leadership trait by giving the smartest person in the world actual responsibility.

"Can you get me Chelsea Clinton's number?"

I…don't know. Maybe the implication is that they wouldn't put a picture from E.T. up as the header for Drew Barrymore news, so why this?

I liked it better than the Eckhart/Butler dour-face competition.

Or just - regardless of the sketch or context - a cast member will constantly mime a blow job behind his back.

That Aaron Rodgers gif made my butthole pucker.

The other twin plays for the Patriots, so…..

[cappadocius' thoughtful email is automatically classified as "spam"]

So…Bartolo Colon for El Presidente?!

More likely "Hey, Jimbo! Glad to see you got rid of the mole."