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How about we punch Tucker Max with Tucker Carlson, or vice versa?

Well, it's either that or a black hole just appeared. (I was going to say "Don Lemon's black hole", but this isn't that kind of party.)

If it's a field reporting piece, video might really help with context, but if it's just talking-head reading shit then I'd agree.

Danny Glover: "I'm too old for this shit."

"just tacky"? Did Hansen also have some kind of weak adhesive fetish?

Government has to be "for" something - specifically "for the people". @avclub-6c8349cc7260ae62e3b1396831a8398f:disqus stated that as well as it could be stated. I was a little bit heartened in the Democratic debate that most of the candidates seemed to grasp that and it might be because Bernie Sanders pulling everyone…

I cycled through songs on YouTube randomly and ended up on Selena Gomez's "Good For You". The first comment I saw asked if the first line was "I'm farting carrots", and that song never fails to make me laugh when I hear it. (It's actually "I'm 14 karats", I think.)

Suing fake reviewers, banning competitor sales, flooding the skies with drones - yup, all of Amazon is a Nathan Fielder project, isn't it?

[2 minutes of silence]
Cleese: "Here's the cash you wanted, Terry"
[narration resumes]

So he'll be your new roommate any minute now, right?

"Yo, Dom, we're family now brah"
- new franchise white guy

I see this going one of three ways:

Better watch out for Grouse Mountain - you know, the one in the Bronx.

Nope. She's been around since the 90's, bounced around softcore C/D-movies (actual Hong Kong categories) for a bunch of years, then started moving into the global mainstream - probably first exposed in the US as the "package" in the original Transporter.

No, you just see a shadow swing by while he does naked Tai Chi.

Tracy Morgan

At this rate, probably de-aged-by-CGI-Bruce Willis.

cocaine said "no"

Having "Mrs. Coach getting plowed by the Black Greendale Human Being" sure bought a lot of good will, didn't it.