The page program (aka the Twink XL Pipeline) begs to differ.

If we dropped her into GoT in character as Mags Bennett, all the walkers, red priestesses, assassins and shit will get cleared out in 3 weeks tops. Then she'll get a hold of the black dragon and start calling it Coover. End of show.

I don't know far back the memories go around here, but The Daily Show actually ran a graphic of the number 9 fucking the number 11 - as the mascot of Rudy Giuliani's 2008 presidential campaign.

Maybe the Final Girl (Final Lady)?

"Um, Mr. DeVito? Why are you fondling the mo-cap placeholder for Groot?"

Then you would love Smith & Wesson's latest firearms innovation: Fetal-sized pistols! The fetus can protect itself with the 2nd Amendment and shoot its way out of the womb!

[cuts to CGI of a 9 fucking a spread-eagle 11 to cheesy porn music]

Whoever came up with Murderer Nazi Doctor With Micro-Penis Inferiority Complex and gave James Cromwell the line "mossy banks" basically made that show's peak. It was never going to match that batshit stretch of episodes.

Jay: "Did you hear about this, Kevin?"

"Look, Donald, just because your mom didn't just swallow it like daddy wants, it doesn't give you special insight into the world."

I guess that means 90% of LexCorps' software engineering payroll goes to the debugging group?

I don't know if that's actually sad and desperate, since Mapother is a character actor in his own right.

To be fair, I thought "Armie Hammer" was a joke name for the longest time, too.

I think Sandler somehow convinced the studio to pay him twice for that movie, hence the budget.

For the last time, Scarlet Johansson doesn't appreciate it when you call her boobs "twins". They're slightly asymmetrical!

After about 5 minutes of acting out-of-breath, Steve Harvey replies "Son, you KNOW you never needed an excuse to suck dick before. By the way, what are you doing after this?"

"Look at that Gungan face! Look at that Jar-Jar moron! Is that a face you want to vote for?"

This is going to devolve into partisan shouting over Trade Federation blockades, isn't it?

Alright this "I will do ____ to get Star Wars tickets" needs to be added to the next Family Feud episode.

The one thing I learned from the pig-fuck story: I wish Phillip Seymour Hoffman was still around so he can use that pig-fuck line from The Master on Cameron.