So what you're saying is that we need to set Donald Trump up for a blind date with David Cameron?

It would be a short battle:

Wouldn't the prospect of Kanye lecturing Obama justify doubling the fees?

(People still show up at that random Florida couple's house from 2010)

See, that's one thing that pisses me off. I personally don't think all "conservatives" or "tea partiers" are bad or that the labels automatically writes them off, but somehow "liberal" or "atheist" became dirty words. It's almost like some people are trying to make them into dog-whistle words like "thug" and "urban".

The A.V. Club

They should just start a new recurring bit: "Can Bill Nye get laid by talking about fucking in low gravity?"

There is only one - just one - thing that I want from Trevor Noah tonight: "So, um, you've been waiting for Stewart to leave and hope that I don't bring up the Iowa pig-torture thing, haven't you?"

I think this was made on a bet: "Yo Bob, Spielbergo here. I bet you can't make a movie that makes people shit their pants."

Assus Toassus

Iñárritu’s got all the tools and skills to make great movies, but each one I've seen have been infused with some kind of essence of assholes that takes away from it. The quote about the crew suffering foregrounds that for me.

Yep. After the last few weeks' worth of campaign news, the funny is optional since the bullshit will make you laugh all by its own.

Like @avclub-9a7636259ed2a5163c3982f21ff04ec5:disqus said, it predates Stewart. And a well-executed Moment of Zen makes for a strong punchline.

Wait, you forgot to insert the link!

Wilmore has good moments, usually when he's visibly pissed about something or nerd(blerd)-ing out on something.

Here's what sold me (at least for the short term): "…as we continue the war on bullshit.".

Because your mom and dad spent all of the 70s fucking? And not shaving?

I'm guessing the implication is that you get sub-par cocks in hell, and if you're in heaven you get to suck the most luxurious, the classiest of cocks.

Actual last Kenny Rogers song title: "Fuck You, Hank Paulson"

[Launches The Bro Crusades: 2015]