He just reminds you of the "but, but your black!" guy from Lethal Weapon 2 or something?

There's only one project where Cage and Tarantino would make sense: Donald Trump Biopic: The Coke Years

This is all a stealth marketing campaign for Corpse-Sized Ziplock Bags.

No, we're still a trident short of that statement being true.

If I had to guess, he's trying to get laid because he's all swarthy and shit.

It's a long way between "can" and "should", isn't it?

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I deleted the part of my comment that speculated that, because HDB hasn't indicated that he's that much of a douchebag.

Now I really want to hear what HipsterDBag has to say about this shit.

Bat-nipples, on the other hand, has already been declared public domain.

I'm tempted to downvote you for suggesting that Dave Foley is somehow the true soul of Ted Cruz.

How about "That's way more bodily fluids than I expected!"?

Frontdoor pilot for Law & Order: SVU: Back Door.

But the important question is "What stares back?".

I did like the parts where he thanked Trump for giving comedians free materials and Trump had that "I don't know what he's saying but it seems positive, so I'll smile" face.

It's the most luxurious, gold-crested G4-flying, balls cupped in Swarovski crystal, disaster ever!

To be fair, it seemed like Trump was disengaged from the interview, or sometimes literally did not know what to do. Colbert tried all kinds of tricks like role-playing and "serving up a gooey meatball" and Trump didn't follow at all. I felt like if Colbert pushed him any further and he'd go into stump speech mode.

I think everybody knew Cheney wouldn't make it out of the primaries so if he chose to do it it would have been just a total Dick move.

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The crazy thing is that in that short time frame (a couple of years apart) there were the endings of Terriers, The Shield, The Wire and The Sopranos. Arguably they all knocked it out of the park.