Specifically, Man-Ass.

Ahem, 3 Men And A Lot Of Baby Batter is right there, man.

Verhoeven needs to run for president.

It did start the Charlize Theron-outshines-the-leading-man trend, so there's that. (Also thankfully it didn't start a super-semen-launches-women-across-trailer-park trend.)

LeBron James? This whitewashing thing is getting out of hand.

*Ryan Gosling responds "Hey, girl"; Spike Lee somehow gets pregnant*

Something something "tool", "mom", "Constance Wu"…..sorry I didn't have my PM coffee yet.

pffftttt.

Just tell them that Mark Harmon is actually the wife in his home life.

Yes, he probably felt up a frog, too. (#notallfrenchmen)

"I have a particular set of skills….

Paula Dean is just around the corner, isn't she?

[Rum Ham floats listlessly off the Jersey Shore]

So why not just stay home? Worked for Bill Murray. (Although attending to show support for the rest of the cast & crew is as good a reason to tolerate being at the show as any, I guess.)

Davis' speech, and the ones by the Transparent winners, were indeed awesome. I'm just disappointed that the writers didn't take the opportunity to make the presenter say "Tatiana Maslany, Tatiana Maslany, Tatiana Maslany, Tatiana Maslany, Tatiana Maslany, Tatiana Maslany, Tatiana Maslany, and Tatiana Maslany with…

I'm just happy Reg E. Cathy got some love.

But you have to remember to do that after robbing the register.

Also, a "This is How Many Chai Lattes You Will Have to Sling to Afford This" button.

And/or contact your local gonzo porn producer.

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