Koch

Loves me some brisk walks too. Especially early fall when it's crisp, breezy, and half the leaves are turning.

I hope you (and Ice Cream Planet) keep building on your improved situation and escape the feeling of having to seriously worry about money.

If the Demonic Mayflower includes a Doof Warrior up top, I'm in.

Get Off My Lawn will be hard-R rated and star Maggie Gyllenhaal as a great-grandmother, who is branded as great-grandmother at the age of 35.

The A.V. Club

Don't forget about that motherfucker.

Also, he will literally fuck you but probably with the local policeman's dick.

Blacklight Matters!

Enough people to financially sustain chain hotels, evidently.

Hilton still uses the tried-and-true "escort who likes room service food for some reason" method.

"Why is there a giant dick floating over Whitey's head?"

"Instead of press badges, TIFF will tattoo 'Das Medien' on your forearm."

Let's see, on one hand: literally a gong announcing the start of a show. Other hand: blind rodent digging through a wasteland.

Joke's on you, buddy! The collector stamps are 14" long. You know, for mailing out those huge Amazon boxes.

If I had to guess:

I don't think that pointing out the exploitation of 9/11 is disrespectful. Rather, Grenier's post was illuminating the real indignity of 9/11 victims being used as excuses to victimize yet more people.

["Serves them right for not being Christian and white" to be latest Toby Keith single]

Here's the cruel twist: In Denmark, nobody refers to danishes as "danishes". They're just "leftover cheese globs".

"The fuck did I do?"