Seriously, I voted for the guy and all, but that photo needs to be the header for all Obama-related news from now on. Especially whenever a Republican is in the news for talking senseless shit about Obama, this needs to be a pop-up.

That's patently disrespectful.

I guess a skinny backdrop has its advantages.

RIP Mr. Craven

Makes sense. Just realized the guy who wrote Syrianna is doing this, so maybe it will be McCaughnahey and Ramirez being shirtless and high for only about half the movie.

Well, that's the only story involving gold, a North American hustler, a geologist, and Indonesia that I know of. Maybe they're making something completely different, which is also understandable.

This was actually a very interesting true story back in the late 90s, with a guy from the mining company faking core samples to make it look like a giant gold deposit was in Indonesia, and somehow got the geologist to participate. A whole bunch of money changed hands and a rights bidding war started, and then the…

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IF THEY CAN CATCH RUSSELL WILSON THEY CAN BALANCE A BUDGET GODDAMNIT

"Honey, I just killed this escort…."

"When do I get to bone that cute FBI agent?"

[Obligatory lazy/tasteless joke involving "leather" and that Assassins movie Banderas did with Stallone]

You just want to be finger-banged, don't you?

I thought she was the president's daughter from Escape from LA (IMDB confirms).

I've always thought the brawls start when the chemist yells PRESCRIPTION FOR BRUCE and eighteen guys start fighting over it.

An Australian medical doctor, though.

Lube, lard, what's the difference anymore.

Don't you wish Eichorst will walk in and go "Cut the shit, Palmer. Your balls have dirt crusts older than her!"