If we give the robots lasers with timers, I'd at least tune in to see who gets vaporized first.

Only one cousin?

Can you imagine all the annoying mash-ups by douchebags discovering Tumblr for the first time?

Bad food….locked in toilet…..carry the two…..

I guess Forbes left the color grading filter on? No? Fuuuuu…

For the same reason Fan Bingbing makes $20 million and showed up in Iron Man 3 for no goddamned reason: China

We'd all probably have a better basis for our opinions if the actor/actress incomes are shown as proportions of the film budgets, other cast salaries, and total revenue stream analysis.

How are we supposed to have filled a quota that says "infinitely stupid"?

[Search "certain" websites for Forever Dada's Cock Ceviche]

Wait, where's the extremely funny part?

I can't say from first-hand experience (that's for Mom_2 to say) but I think a) she might have had all the engineering courses she wanted to take so just took the fastest way to graduation, b) her illness meant any kind of sexism or other bullshit she'd get would be amplified, c) she's awesome and didn't have to give…

I'm just thankful we didn't get Don Lemon literally holding a race card, and I mean a 48" cardboard poster with the word RACE on it.

Travis Meyer, on the other hand, is that interesting.

If Jessica Williams sticks around there will at least be a back-stop. I'm still not sure what to think of Jordan Klepper and skinny-Aasif Mandvi yet.

(still doesn't change the fact that he's banging your mom…er, I mean hosting The Daily Show now)

I think it's more simple than that: Jon Stewart finally gets a "get out of jail free" card from his wife and is trying to cash it in with the twins.

"Roll 212!": Jon Stewart throwing a comically large magnetic tape at people.

"I designed 49 classical ways to make chairs. I will break every single one of them on your face, Michelangelo!"

Are you saying Mick Foley is somehow not the bomb?

In this case, he wasn't losing much blood because it's all congregated in his boner?