Hey, that biblical tableau was looking at me funny.

Sadly, you just end up with a lot of paper-infused feces.

The season's MVP: SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPS

Yeah, as soon as there was some kind of molestation angle, I immediately thought "hey, they're Oldboy-ing it".

That's true, but that steampunk hyperdrive looked stupid even back then.

So she's actually Schrodinger's Mom, who can be your/my mom at the same time?

The best description of that movie that I've read is: "Haunted house in space, where the ghosts are pissed off that they're using some bitch-ass steampunk hyperdrive."

Your story makes no sense: since De Blasio is 9-foot-3, he can take an upper decker by slightly bending his knees.

I would like you to know that I logged out of the desktop, logged in on the iPad, then upvoted your comment with my pecker.

Nice little sight gag: E=MC^{hammer}

As fun as the first one was, it was also the opposite of essential.

I agree totally. They ran with the asshole parts of the character and decided they didn't need to make him compelling in any way.

I swear the writers figured they needed to top Joffrey Baratheon somehow and didn't realize that it's unhealthy to make people actively cheer for the death of a child character. Then again, these are the same people who came up with ninja vampires and decided Gus needed to be in the crew.

"Goddamnit, Depp! The Strain's set is that way!"

Just by dramatizing some of the recorded shit that went down in these places (I'm guessing Ivory Coast/Liberia) this movie has the potential to affect viewers the way The Act of Killing did.

No wonder I'm feeling weird while I post: I can't afford cocaine so I'm freebasing a mixture of cleaning chemicals around the house. Well, that, and other reasons.

Futurama is usually good for a pick-me-up. Might I suggest "Jurassic Bark"?

I'm going to have to call the feds on you now, Internet.

I have a friend who's a Juggalo.

…this is kind of like falling off the wagon after a few years. Dammit, Juggalos, I wish I know how to quit you.