Way to ruin sexist fantasies with depressing reality there, Skippy. (Just the right amount of serious, because we're on a thread about the GrimDark-est movie franchise here.)

Great, now I have a mental image of Lawrence dancing to Fight The Power.

"Mismatched" = The guy is 45 and finds Jennifer Lawrence too old for him.

Look at all these goddamned candidates, like they're stuffing into a fuckin' clown Tie-fighter.

"They'll use the death panels to pull the plug on grandma!"
"No, it's just some random Force-choking."

(sad upvote)

That's not exactly a mystery.

"Shoot him again, his soul's still dancing" is a surprisingly apropos line for Game of Thrones, so I'll allow it if it's bug-fuck-Bad-Lieutenant-mode Cage.

WHAT ABOUT ALL THE DEAD WHORES, HBO? WHERE ARE THE DEAD WHORE TOYS?!?!?!

No, no, no. They can't explode - the space clones are over there.

"Today the BBC is saddened to share this news with the world. A company named Mongrel based in Canada has been deliberately mis-quoting film critics on their DVD labels. Having disgraced the Crown, Mongrel has had its operating license revoked and has since relocated its incorporation to Barbados. Also this statement…

"Sir, your pedicure will come to $ 55.00"
"There was a piece of mirror in Mrs. Leeds' labia."
"Fine, $ 30"

Three couples 69-ing each other?

The famed "Hey, at least I'm not Bill Cosby" defense.

I'm actually not surprised about the blow-up, since it's not really a secret part of Stewart's personality. The part that sticks in craw is the year of Cenac miserably stringing along in the staff.

Jai Courtney don't give a fuck about Jai Courtney, sorry.

I guess we found the guy with a C-section scar fetish over here.

"It was bought by a bunch of Mexican rapists!"

I think it's the opposite: you need to remind yourself of these things, so you remember to speak out when such poisoned seeds are sown again.

He'll probably get drunk-dialed by President Trump a lot.