MY KITTEN IS STUCK IN A TREE SO WHAT THE FUCK IS OBUMMER DOING TWIDDLING HIS FUCKING THUMBS ON TV?!?!?!!!!1111

No, we're Trekkies.

The sequel: Simmering Resentment Over Spouse's College Loans Fucking Up The Mortgage Terms Boils Over

Almost a Gross

If I ever floated the idea of a Star Wars-themed wedding pictures, I fully expect my fiance to become my ex-fiance. The reverse is also true.

In bigger cities, crooked church real estate deals are pretty much their thing.

You're just getting hard imagining Katy Perry stripping out of a latex habit, aren't you?

Catholic priests fucking over people. Well, now I'm officially surprised.

Yeah, I saw it.

Damnit, Alien Jesus. I was getting tired of you and you go throw in a Space Cowboy reference.

I usually don't hear it for about 4-5 months straight, and then somehow it pops up randomly (at a party, on shuffle, etc.) and I remember how face-meltingly good Freddy Mercury was. Then I go through a 2-week "Live Queen" phase.

You know the drill by now…..

I'm not a 100% sure, but I recall that the book had Margot pulling the eel out of the water and throwing it on Mason, who was covered in appetizing Cordell-matter. It ended up thrashing him or ate the rest of his head or something.

Your comment makes me wonder if there's a CGI gag reel somewhere with the eel diving into Mason's butt.

[Book spoilers]

"When Lady Justice shows us her titties, we modest Christians take it as a sign that we can waterboard the fuck out of everyone."

Yeah, that was one of the most quietly devastating break-up scenes on TV.

I'm gonna say Marine 1 will be carrying a selection of joints.

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One of them banged Justin Beiber. The other one somehow seems to have less dignity and self-respect.