Suddenly that urge to stuff some artificial limbs up Peter Berg's asshole just came back.

That's a pretty specific fetish that O'Neal is tapping into.

Well, that's kind of what they do. You know, the opposite of whatever NBC's been doing.

Curiously, the best way to piss them both off is mentioning playoffs.

I see you haven't met European soccer fans.

We all know LeBron loves him some stampeding.

True fact: You're supposed to see Grouse Mountain from The Bronx.*

She: I'm an """Artist""".

I might be late the party but Bardem's reading of "She climbed onto the hoot of my car" gets me laughing every time. Also that catfish comment.

Hey, Tony gaffered the fuck out of that movie, and don't you forget it!

Yup, these violent flare-ups are pretty much coded into the ruling classes in SE Asia as the go-to reaction to threats to their power and/or dissatisfaction among the ranks.

Odd feet and grunts…you sure it wasn't a Tarantino movie?

..now with 10% more crocoduck.

If they did, Adam Sandler would be paid in canned farts.

British soccer-speak for going direct. Also anal sex.

I've always been fond of "dunce".

Look, I laughed my ass off with this post and all, but the headline missed so many opportunities:

If it's curbside on a busy street I can see a few reasons: 1) the car would have to back up against the grain of traffic, possibly with cars behind it that may not pay attention enough to stop in time; 2) hot tailpipes hanging over a curb with pedestrians ;3) license plate visibility; 4) looks too much like a getaway…

Newer cars have back-up cameras, so you're literally looking at the screen and not bumping into stationary objects.

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