I once saw some special about The Simpsons where Ringo Starr was a commentator, and he said his favorite line of dialogue in anything ever was "Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids! Eat THEM!"

Number eight.

Number eight.

He who's tired of Dexy's Midnight Runners is tired of knife.

He who's tired of Dexy's Midnight Runners is tired of knife.

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Lucy needs oysters
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Lucy needs oysters
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Lucy needs oysters
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Lucy needs oysters
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Lucy needs oysters
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Lucy needs oysters

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Lucy needs oysters
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Lucy needs oysters
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Lucy needs oysters
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Lucy needs oysters
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Lucy needs oysters
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Lucy needs oysters

A hand would be an even harder thing toooooooo give…

A hand would be an even harder thing toooooooo give…

No Smeagol conspiring with Gollum in the river?

No Smeagol conspiring with Gollum in the river?

Luke Perry's appearance does indeed date the show, but in their defense I distinctly remember him being a legitimately big deal at the time. And his wholly unconvincing screams during the cannon sequence make it twice as funny, at least for me.

Luke Perry's appearance does indeed date the show, but in their defense I distinctly remember him being a legitimately big deal at the time. And his wholly unconvincing screams during the cannon sequence make it twice as funny, at least for me.

"…LEMON TREE?!"

Oh sweet lord, the flying monkeys. That's another thing early Simpsons did better than anyone else: the cutaway to a hilarious ten-second short story. Anyone can cut away to a joke, The Simpsons would BUILD on that joke until it reached its funniest possible endpoint before returning to the story.

Oh sweet lord, the flying monkeys. That's another thing early Simpsons did better than anyone else: the cutaway to a hilarious ten-second short story. Anyone can cut away to a joke, The Simpsons would BUILD on that joke until it reached its funniest possible endpoint before returning to the story.

Indeed, The Simpsons Ride is incredible. It's all about the Simpsons going to Krusty's new theme park, and it brutally and brilliantly mocks pretty much every theme park in the world. Even if you hate theme parks, It's worth plunking down the hard-earned money to go to Universal at least once in your life just to ride…

Indeed, The Simpsons Ride is incredible. It's all about the Simpsons going to Krusty's new theme park, and it brutally and brilliantly mocks pretty much every theme park in the world. Even if you hate theme parks, It's worth plunking down the hard-earned money to go to Universal at least once in your life just to ride…

Listening to her trying to construct a sentence was like watching a rat get through a maze. She often changed topics before finishing the thought at hand, would phrase every word immediately preceding a breath inhalation as a question, kept complaining that she didn't have a big enough part in the movie, and at one…

Listening to her trying to construct a sentence was like watching a rat get through a maze. She often changed topics before finishing the thought at hand, would phrase every word immediately preceding a breath inhalation as a question, kept complaining that she didn't have a big enough part in the movie, and at one…